Grass-Stained Shorts

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Beschreibung

Evidence from the lawn. Pristine white shorts, decorated with grass stains exactly where the story becomes difficult to summarize. They are crisp enough for the club, cheeky enough for the aftermath, and entirely unconcerned with the official version of events.

A nod to perfect tennis whites, marked by proof that someone took the afternoon rather seriously — or not seriously enough. Either way, one assumes it was worth it.

• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
• Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel

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Grass Court Collection 2026

Proper whites. Bad form.  The Tennis Brat™ Grass Court Collection returns to the world’s most immaculate lawns with crisp white cotton, tournament green, royal purple, and no real intention of behaving.

Inspired by the rituals of British summer tennis — the Royal Box, the dress code, the hedges, the strawberries, and the faint terror of being noticed for the wrong reason — this collection is for those who understand that tradition is best observed closely, then bent with excellent posture.

From Toffee-Nosed and Royal Box to Smash It on Grass and our Grass-Stained Shorts, every piece is designed to pass muster from a distance and cause quiet concern up close.

Do try to behave. The ushers are watching.

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