Posh. Pleased with itself. Entirely aware. “Toffee-nosed” is British shorthand for snobbish, upper-crust, and insufferably pleased with one’s own good breeding. Naturally, we found it rather useful.
Worn without apology, this white cotton cap turns the insult into a badge: self-aware, socially dangerous, and just smug enough to be charming. For the club, the court, the terrace, or anywhere one’s manners are being carefully assessed by people with lesser outfits.
Proper whites. Bad form. The Tennis Brat™ Grass Court Collection returns to the world’s most immaculate lawns with crisp white cotton, tournament green, royal purple, and no real intention of behaving.
Inspired by the rituals of British summer tennis — the Royal Box, the dress code, the hedges, the strawberries, and the faint terror of being noticed for the wrong reason — this collection is for those who understand that tradition is best observed closely, then bent with excellent posture.
FromToffee-Nosed and Royal Box to Smash It on Grass and our Grass-Stained Shorts, every piece is designed to pass muster from a distance and cause quiet concern up close.
